I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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