make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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