If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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