is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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