I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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