I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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