I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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