I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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