It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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