New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
God, I missed his penis.
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