erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I love you. Go after that dick
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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