Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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