i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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