I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
What a dumb baby whore.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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