You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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