Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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