omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I could fuck to npr.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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