Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
