I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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