I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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