apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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