Pappa wants mamma naked
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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