: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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