Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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