One girl and one boy is just not enough.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
