Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
