it wasn't lemon gatorade
so let's talk penis.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I have aggressive nipples.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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