you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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