Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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