none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We have so much sex to catch up on
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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