why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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