Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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