So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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