Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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