you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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