You're my little dorito
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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