You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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