And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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