This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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