There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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