He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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