My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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