The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We had to coat check the pizza.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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