drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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