i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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