when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
