Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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