Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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