matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I deserve this hangover.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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