sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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